The day red Kool-Aid changed my life…

I think you were drinking red Kool-Aid through a straw, in a tin cup and riding a unicycle. You said something about the Nikon D70 being the greatest camera ever. I yelled back, “fool.”

But seriously. Just buy an iPhone 14 Pro Max for 1099.00 dollars. Save the world and become the greatest photographer in the world. Just click the Buy button. Do it!

All photos were taken with the 39.00 dollar Nikon D70.