I was slapping mosquitoes off my ankles and cursing aloud. Finally giving up capturing a picture of that elusive bald eagle that fly's above in the brilliant Tennessee sky. Low and behold walking past the bird bath I spotted a yellow looking flying bug. Well, I’m always curious. So I took a close look and observed his legs were still kicking. So I picked up a green leaf and … [Read more...] about Bug Rescue
So I hike into the smoky mountains for about 5 miles and realize the campsite is closed due to “aggressive bear activity”. I continue to the next site. A ¼ mile away. No warning sign here. So I set up camp and get naked in the creek to wash off. Without soap of course. Chilling around camp for awhile. I’m the only fool here. There are plenty of steel cables to hoist your food … [Read more...] about Bear encounter butt naked.
The fighting in the trench was intense and the sexy marine next to me was doing well. I'll admit I had the hots for her, especially when she was just wearing her dirty green t-shirt braless. Now normally when us guy marines had to piss we just whipped it out and did business. But now since women had equal combat rights we had to deploy the gender combat toilet. Basically the … [Read more...] about Combat ready gender toilet.
See legend has it that whoever owns this particular bull family/breed, will die by the bull. Notice that in this bulls family one ball is bigger than the other. Which can unbalance the mind in man and the bull. In other words the bull is ornery. Never turn your back to the bull. Never! One day David came home to the family farm from a day of selling insurance. It was a shitty … [Read more...] about Fear the bull with crooked balls.
All is pleasant in peasantville You can't please everyone all the time, but if you try real hard you can piss them off. Walking down the sidewalk eating cotton candy and picking his nose he decided to get a massage. A dirty sign read “massages” on the front of a building. 4 ugly unshaven transvestites clustered in a hug huddle in the dirty entrance leading upstairs. The … [Read more...] about Antique ceramic tile.