Finally he achieved the success he desired. It was the perfect cardboard box underneath a dead cherry tree. Every morning the local crows perched on the highest limb of the dead cherry tree and chattered. Snug in his cardboard box he slowly stretched his toes and slowly emerged from his cardboard den. The three crows lined up on the lower limb and opened their … [Read more...] about God fearing.
So I hike into the smoky mountains for about 5 miles and realize the campsite is closed due to “aggressive bear activity”. I continue to the next site. A ¼ mile away. No warning sign here. So I set up camp and get naked in the creek to wash off. Without soap of course. Chilling around camp for awhile. I’m the only fool here. There are plenty of steel cables to hoist your … [Read more...] about Bear encounter butt naked.
Our new company captain (Peggy) was introduced to us today. The first transgender captain in the Marine Corps. They (he) strode out in transgender uniform (which is pretty much the female Marine skirt) and introduced him-selves on the parade deck. He must have been the ugliest transgender women I've ever seen. He/she was built like a lumber jack with a chiseled face. Since … [Read more...] about Captain Peggy.
The fighting in the trench was intense and the sexy marine next to me was doing well. I'll admit I had the hots for her, especially when she was just wearing her dirty green t-shirt braless. Now normally when us guy marines had to piss we just whipped it out and did business. But now since women had equal combat rights we had to deploy the gender combat toilet. Basically the … [Read more...] about Combat ready gender toilet.
See legend has it that whoever owns this particular bull family/breed, will die by the bull. Notice that in this bulls family one ball is bigger than the other. Which can unbalance the mind in man and the bull. In other words the bull is ornery. Never turn your back to the bull. Never! One day David came home to the family farm from a day of selling insurance. It was a … [Read more...] about Fear the bull with crooked balls.